ostracizedpoodle:

you’re not as hot as you made your sim to be

(via r4zor)


r4zor:

preah:

w-a-v-e:

sparkglas:

sarcashm:

coachela:

yum

mine k 

sexyyy

hi


WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

r4zor:

preah:

w-a-v-e:

sparkglas:

sarcashm:

coachela:

yum

mine k 

sexyyy

hi

image

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK


dietchola:

do twin boys have the same penis size?

(via r4zor)


me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.

(via rainsecretss)


javaddward:

anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought

(via omgitsaamna)


(via lad-p0ints)


annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

(via lad-p0ints)



hipsterbrownkid:

Umm..okay..if that’s possible..

hipsterbrownkid:

Umm..okay..if that’s possible..

(via death-reacti0n)


native-flare:

tranquil—kai:

p-alm:

mildcherry:

wolfmaus:

m-a-libu:

vogue-victime:

les-miserable:

godful:

sexponents:

20-mcnuggets:

ish-q:

calmkai:

My dad might be making me one of these :’)

woah your dad can make beds?? 

yeah well my dad can make damn good toast

My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk

your dad and i have that in common 

my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..

my dad makes these for everyone but me

reblogging cause omg the comments

ummmm my dad works does this count

yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^ 

no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry

my dad doesn’t wear a shirt

native-flare:

tranquil—kai:

p-alm:

mildcherry:

wolfmaus:

m-a-libu:

vogue-victime:

les-miserable:

godful:

sexponents:

20-mcnuggets:

ish-q:

calmkai:

My dad might be making me one of these :’)

woah your dad can make beds?? 

yeah well my dad can make damn good toast

My dad takes his wig off when he’s drunk

your dad and i have that in common 

my dad likes to text me “bring me the zapper”then i go downstairs and he lies there like a whale and the zapper is a meter away from him..

my dad makes these for everyone but me

reblogging cause omg the comments

ummmm my dad works does this count

yeah does it cuz i’m same with ^^^ 

no it only counts if he takes wednesdays off sorry

my dad doesn’t wear a shirt

(via kerrykryptonite)


randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

(via stopeverythingyouredoingandsmile)


shutupaubrey:

ketchuponmydick:

shutupaubrey:

if there’s ketchup on it i’ll most likely eat it

When u wanna come over

you took time out of your day to do this

(via bethelwell)


hannahetaylor:

My little sister is getting made fun of at school because she’s adopted.

This is what she responded with “Well, my parents chose me. Your parents are stuck with you.”

image

(via lad-p0ints)